Execrations

I would like to pronounce an everlasting curse against those nameless persons who write in library books.

In the pantheon of modern evils, I rank Writing in Library Books among the Deadly Sins, right after Rape and Murder, and yet before Sloth, Gluttony, and Lust. There are two broad genera of Library Book Writers, which I denominate Libris bybliothecarum scriptor minor, the Lesser Library-Book Scribbler, and Libris bybliothecarum scriptor maior, the Greater Library-Book Scribbler. These are differentiated primarily via their choice of writing implements: L. minor confines himself to pencils, and is often content to make a few lightweight lines around key passages in the text; whereas, L. maior uses ink-pens and fluorescent highlighting markers, thus rendering his contributions permanent as well as intrusive. Both species are common among students borrowing books in support of their schoolwork, and unfortunately there appears to be no generally effective deterrent apart from the outright murder of the offending animal. Perhaps an organized hunt would help.

The genus Libris bybliothecarum scriptor belongs to a much wider family of societal nuisances called Profanator rerum communium, the Befouler of Shared Resources. In addition to the Library-Book Scribblers, this family includes such pestilent organisms as the Cigarette Butt Flicker (a particular problem along high-traffic walkways and roadways), the Backyard Trash Burner, the Profligate Bathroom Tissue Consumer, and the Food Container Tosser. Members of the family are typified by a wilful and often obdurate approach to their use of the commons, and frequently respond with indignance or even aggression when confronted on this subject. Despite the efforts of more enlightened organisms to the contrary, this family remains one of the more successful branches on the Tree of Life.

This taxonomy does not fully classify such indescribable vermin as Loud Public Cell Phone Users, Right-Turn-on-Red Nazis, or Endlessly Whining Blog Writers, but it seems only proper to leave further research on this topic to others who may share an interest in this fascinating field of inquiry.

The Other Side of the Street

I’d like to talk a bit about this story. You should read the whole thing, but I will summarize the bits I think are important here. The places where I have edited are marked with square brackets.

Computer Glitch Lets Prisoners Out Early: A State audit shows a computer glitch let some Michigan prisoners get out early. [...] The State audit report shows errors in the release dates of 23 prisoners between October 2003 and March 2005. Some were let out early, while others were let out late. [...]

Representative Rick Jones says if you do the crime, you should pay the time. Jones used to work in law enforcement, so he says it caught his attention when he heard some prisoners were let out early. [He said,] “It’s very, very shocking that anybody would be released early from the prison system.”

Now, I wonder if I’m alone in thinking that it’s no better to let people out of prison late, than it is to let them out early. In fact, it’s my sense that late is worse than early, for the following reason: Let’s take it as given that the law stipulates an appropriate sentence for each crime, and that the courts have fairly passed sentence on the people serving those sentences. Keeping a person locked up after they have completed their sentence means we are effectively incarcerating people who, in the eyes of the law, deserve to be considered free and innocent citizens.

Of course, the other side is going to say, “But Michael, those people aren’t innocent. They are serving sentences for crimes they actually committed. And such people might still pose a danger to the community, so of course it makes sense that we should keep them locked up as long as possible.”

Firstly, if a prisoner is actually dangerous, inasmuch as we have good reason to believe (s)he will do criminal harm upon release, how likely is it that releasing that person a bit early is going to make any difference in their level of danger to the community? By that measure, if protection is your primary concern, prisoners should not have any fixed release dates, but should be kept incarcerated until a court ascertains they no longer pose a significant danger to the community at large. On the other hand, if a prisoner is no longer considered dangerous, there is little or no harm in an early release—and great harm in a late one, since we are then abridging the freedom of an individual who has satisfied the obligations of the law.

But then they say, “But Michael, the law is corrupt and broken, and many criminals do not receive the punishment (or even rehabilitation) they deserve.”

Unfortunately, it is true that the law is imperfect; however, in the U.S., it represents the best consensus position we have been able to achieve through a long tradition of representative government. While the laws may not prescribe the best possible sentence for every crime, the solution is not to permit individual whims or “common sense” to override the law. You don’t fix broken sentencing laws by manually adjusting prison terms at the output side—you do it through the legislative and judicial processes that exist to insure some whacko doesn’t get your children sentenced to death for driving without seatbelts on the freeway. To put it more bluntly, think about how you’d feel if you were given three months of community service for turning right on red against a WALK light, and they decided you had to keep doing it for two extra months?

You might be a bit more worried if the early releases were rapists or murderers, but in the Michigan case:

“A flaw in computer programming caused State jails to release 8 prisoners anywhere from 39-161 days early, prisoners who were doing time for everything from embezzlement and drugs to bad check writing.”

Obviously we’re not talking about extremely hazardous people here. You can call me crazy if you want, but it seems unlikely that a person who gets a hundred days off his sentence on writing bad cheques is going to head right out and drive a steamroller over a bunch of school kids. Maybe I’m naïve, but I think that’s a reasonable assumption.


Now, I’d like to talk about this story. That link is from the New York Times, so you will probably need to sign up for an account to read the whole thing—but again, I will summarize the parts I think are most interesting:

Congress Passes New Legal Shield for Gun Industry: [...] Congress delivered a long-sought victory to the gun industry on Thursday when the House voted to shield firearms manufacturers and dealers from liability lawsuits. The bill now goes to President Bush, who has promised to sign it. [...]

The bill, which is identical to one approved in July by the Senate, is aimed at ending a spate of lawsuits by individuals and municipalities, including New York City, seeking to hold gun manufacturers and dealers liable for negligence when their weapons are used in crimes.

While it bars such suits, the measure contains an exception allowing certain cases involving defective weapons or criminal behavior by a gun maker or dealer, such as knowingly selling a weapon to someone who has failed a criminal background check. [...]

Opponents of the bill were quick to denounce it. Some highlights include:

[O]pponents called the bill shameful–”bought and paid for by the N.R.A.,” in the words of Senator Edward M. Kennedy, Democrat of Massachusetts. Representative Chris Van Hollen, Democrat of Maryland, whose constituents include victims of the 2002 sniper shootings in Washington and its suburbs, called the measure “a cruel hoax” on victims of gun violence.

“I went to a lot of memorial services during that period of time,” Mr. Van Hollen said. “I’ve met with family members. To tell them that their cases were frivolous is, I think, to add insult to injury.”

Sounds terrible, right? Nobody is going to deny that the victims of violence, including violence that involves firearms, generally deserve our sympathy. But let’s take a step back now and ask ourselves the following question: How can we reasonably argue that manufacturers and dealers of firearms should be held legally responsible for the violence committed with their products? We don’t hold automobile manufacturers or car dealers responsible for the thousands of violent deaths suffered by misuse of their products, unless we can show that the deaths were caused by faults in the automobiles themselves, or deceit on the part of the dealer. And there are a lot more people killed annually by cars than by guns, in the United States.

If somebody purchases a firearm, and it blows up in his face due to shoddy construction, then by all means, he ought to be able to sue the manufacturer or the dealer, as appropriate. But if the firearm functions as designed, is purchased legally, and he uses it to shoot somebody, then the responsibility falls upon the user of the firearm, not the maker.

The typical response to this line of argument seems to go as follows: “Firearms are different from cars, because unlike cars, guns are made primarily for killing people. People don’t generally buy cars in order to run other people over, but people usually buy guns in order to shoot them at other people.”

I agree that both of these statements are basically true,* but I assert that neither is a legitimate argument for passing the responsibility for misuse of firearms onto the dealers and manufacturers of those firearms, unless there is specific negligence. Of course, the attorneys for the victim of a crime involving a firearm have a great deal of incentive to make such a connexion—few individuals have the resources to pay off a large court judgement, so there is not much point in filing suit against the criminal himself. On the other hand, dealers and manufacturers are businesses, and have a lot more revenue, so naturally that’s where the attorneys want to concentrate their fire (so to speak).

“A well-ordered militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”

Supporting the Second Amendment has become somewhat taboo, in recent history. Yet, despite the highly-emotional rhetoric on the part of those who oppose it, I believe the Second Amendment represents an important and valuable part of the freedom enjoyed by the citizens of the United States, and that it is worthy of being defended as strongly as the other liberties we so cherish.

Nowhere in the Constitution does it guarantee the people the right to a wealthy target for lawsuits, in the event they are wronged. But, despite the fact that I am probably on the opposite side of the street from the majority of the population with respect to this question, think I’m pretty much okay with that.

* But I disagree that most people who purchase firearms do so with the intention of killing other people. Many firearms are bought for recreational activities such as target shooting and hunting. Even among those people who do purchase a firearm for defensive purposes, I believe the intent is primarily deterrence: Such a person must be willing to shoot a person in order to defend herself, but I would not argue that her primary intent is to shoot people.

Computer Troubles

So, my new laptop is acting up, and I’ve had to take it in for some repairs. Fortunately, this is not as big a problem as you might think, since the machine is still under warranty, I have a good backup of all my data from the hard drive, and I’m surrounded by other computers I can use in the meantime. In fact, I’m writing this post from a laptop loaned to me by our most excellent and helpful systems administrators, whose godlike power to save my ass cannot be measured with ordinary numbers, nor described in ordinary words. They also provided me with a disk big enough that I could image my entire hard disk onto a small corner of it. Wayne and Tim rock.

I find it kind of remarkable how easy it has become to move large quantities of data around, and to transfer my working environment from one computer to another. It’s a lot easier than it used to be, that’s for sure. Since my thesis writing is all in LaTeX, the bulk of my work is easily portable among all the computer platforms I have access to, and although I use a Macintosh specific program named OmniGraffle for diagrams, its document files are just XML, so at least they travel without difficulty, even if nothing else reads them. The graphics I use to compile my thesis are all saved as PDF and PNG files, anyway, so I don’t need to use OmniGraffle except to create new illustrations. Since, at the moment, I’m mostly writing tables and explanatory text anyway, this does not slow me down.

Anyway, I hope they will be able to fix my machine without too much difficulty, and that I’ll get it back relatively quickly. But we’ll see.


Update, 18-Oct-2005: I heard back from the tech who looked at my machine, and his diagnosis confirms my suspicions that there is some kind of hardware failure, although it’s not clear whether it’s the memory or some other component on the logic board. So, the machine is off to Apple for a week or so.

Update, 21-Oct-2005: My computer is back from Apple, and I will be able to go pick it up from the shop again on Monday. The notice I received did not give any specifics about what may have been wrong, but I’m assuming it must have been some kind of straightforward repair, since it’s only been gone a few days. If I’m lucky, maybe I will not even need to restore all my data from a backup!

Update, 24-Oct-2005: I got my machine back, and it seems to be fine. The Apple technician removed my third-party memory upgrade, and there is an annotation that it failed their hardware diagnostics. With that in mind, I called up MemoryToGo, where I bought said memory, and they offered to replace the failed stick. Great news! So, I have mailed off the old DIMM to California, and hopefully they will send me a new one reasonably soon. The machine is usable without it, but it’s a lot more responsive with that extra gigabyte of RAM installed.

Update, 3-Nov-2005: I received a postage-paid FedEx package from MemoryToGo, containing a replacement 1GB DIMM for my laptop. I just finished installing it, and everything seems to be fine—I am really quite impressed with their efficiency and quick turnaround, and I will definitely do business with them again in the future. If any of you is looking to buy memory upgrades for your Macintosh, I strongly recommend you consider shopping at MemoryToGo (there is a link to their web site in the previous update).

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